Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes
YES THANK YOU
Should be in the boys restroom tho
People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
|blog post:||i have to pee but im too lazy|
|someone:||looks like urine trouble|
|tumblr:||YOU FUCKING DID NOT|
|tumblr:||DID YOU FUCKING JUST|
|tumblr:||IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE|
|tumblr:||I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW|
|tumblr:||OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH|
|tumblr:||*8 supernatural gifs*|
|tumblr:||THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR|
“You oughtta see Kathy’s brother. Now there’s a hood. He’s so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut.”
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
I’m a dude…
I’m a lesbian…
Just for the comments xDD
mother nature has kindly informed me that I am not pregnant….. by stabbing me in the uterus repeatedly for the next 3-4 days… yay
Is this what it feels like to have a period?
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
oh my god -dead-
Please help me get more followers
I follow back if you post any homestuck related things!
PLEASE HELP ME.