I'm trash

✁  Running with scissors since day one

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(Source: eeverythingsfading)

j5h:

eggs

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

(Source: africant)

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(Source: envyadams)

  • Professor: what calculator do u use?
  • Me: the TI-t
  • Professor: nice nice

fartgallery:

finally

basedpidgeot:

robdelaney:

is this real

yes

(Source: aimugifuu)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret)

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(Source: baseball-boyfriends)

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